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Finally!! New book nights. I highly recommend this trilogy #missperegrineshomeforpeculiarchildren #libraryofsouls #ransomriggs #lit #literature #book #books #reading #read #fantasy #peculiar #jacob #emma #missperegrine #text #photograph
if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis
I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”
The Text
He lies across the floor
He smiles towards the books
The creeps, the whores, the kings.
She read them all
And he read her.
She was a draft, just a touch
Rough around the edges.
A manuscript of quandaries, of tenderness
And rope.
He lies across the floor
And he looks towards those books.
The way in.
He sees his way in…
Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m not even mad
Lmao
Post-it Notes Left on the Train
Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.
“If you rape a sexworker is it really rape?”
If you run over and kill a stunt-double is it really murder?
If you assault a professional fighter is it really assault?
A profession doesn’t justify being the victim of a crime.
I’m really glad that of all my text posts, this is the most popular
sip-the-bitterness
